I Tell These Jokes

I don't eat fast food - used to eat it in the past - you want things done right?
most Americans they just want it done fast - that's crap - Taco Bell what
they be putting into that? Taco backwards it spells O - CAT - pass on that
I'm saying try organic food or as your grandparents called it - food! Yo
Truth - don't intrude - I'm in the mood to be smooth - do raps to make ya
laugh - that's how I wanna rap when our problems in the past - man is born
free but can be found in chain stores - selling cheap crap from China
sometimes you get what you paid for - for the hell of it - quick don't think
of an elephant! my rap relevant - intelligent - still love to tell jokes in my
development - you can witness how I wanna have balance in my life like
a gymnast - into fitness - in the midst of this these hypocrites need to stop
protesting then going to McDonald's to eat - you against evil corporations
why support 'em in the street? Do I dream?! Do I know what rhetorical
means?! I put my watch down in the street and then walk a line - one of
the many ways to say I'm way ahead of my time

HOOK: I tell these jokes (repeats)

You gotta love pro football - it's so savage - who wouldn't enjoy watching
juiced up millionaires giving each other brain damage? I'm a little late to tell
ya I can be a little sarcastic - that reminds me of the date - I took a time
management class - I did great - till they threw me out for all the times that
I came late - politicians are stuck to lying like leeches - they don't even trust
themselves to be writing their own speeches - got major skills but they
ignore what I say - I'm slept on like I play in the WNBA - when I say I'm
Jay some people call me Truth anyway - I may plug my albums just a little
bit too much - you gotta rush to get 'em - see I'm stuck what the f**k
I won't mention 'em again - um, well, let's just pretend - I'm cursed - by
listening to this verse - now you're cursed - the only want to lift this curse
is getting my third album and the first - is it over? I feel stuck in time like
I'm on a poster - I'm a joker - have you laughing up and down like a
roller coaster - wait - okay now this is verse is really over (or is it?)

They say it is what it is - obviously - I ignore it - 4 out of 5 voices in my head
they say "go for it!" - I got a portrait I'ma tell it - I got a photographic
memory that has never developed - well 'cause of this I'm a mess - if you
don't pay your exorcist than do you get repossessed? anyway I'd be a
morning person if it didn't start so early in the day - I say from the start
we got enough youth - how 'bout a fountain of smart? understand - I wear
two watches to have more time on my hands - it might seem repetitious
but I thank my lucky stars that I'm not superstitious - I just got skylights
put in my place I could afford this but the people above me now are furious
of course it's a way to get by - I avoid parking tickets by leaving my wipers
turned on high - I just love to have fun - I'm not the silliest rapper but I'm in
the top one - if you try and fail and succeed at it which one have you done?

Tha Truth the lies rival - did you ever notice in the bible that Jesus he seemed
to surround himself with all men? and every prayer ends by saying "Ahhh men"
I do so many rhymes - I bet you a dollar you hear this line - why is a driveway
where we park and a parkway where we drive? times is insane - in fact
people laugh at me because I'm different - I laugh because they all the same
they used to call me "that dude" - I'm now an ice sculptor last night I made a cube
"yo Truth!" - don't intrude - I'm in the mood to be smooth - do raps to make ya
laugh - that's how I wanna rap when our problems in the past